Pitch

Egyptian Snake Skin Chips are made of fresh chicken skin; Egyptian spiced salt, chili sauce and Cheyenne pepper.  The chips are fried until you achieve a crispy consistency; these chips are one of the biggest snacks in the world, sought out by Kings, Queens and commoners.

Phileas Fogg Snake Skin chips were stumbled upon while walking through the deserts outside of Cairo. As Phileas and his traveling companion were looking out over the Nile, they decided to venture into the Valley of Kings and walk through some tombs that were recently discovered.  As they walked up to the tomb out slithered a huge cobra snake from underneath a rock, this snake appeared to be the guardian of the tomb for why else would it be there?  Many Pharaohs have left there marks all over Egypt but one was known to have left a den of snakes, the myth is told that if you cross into the entrance of a tomb you would be covered in cobra snakes falling from the tops of the tombs where it has been said that the snakes reproduce at the rate of 10,000 each year since the 11^th century BC.  Alas when they crossed over into this newly discovered tomb sure enough the snakes came falling from the ceiling, Phileas and his companion were suddenly covered with snakes.  After what seemed like an eternity battling snakes and pulling snakes off of one another they quickly wondered how they would get rid of the dead snakes, for to kill snakes found in tombs was a sure path to death because the snakes were protected.  Low and behold an Egyptian Nubian appeared, he saw the panic on Phileas’ face and said do not fear I have a use for these (dead snakes), following the Nubian back to his village Phileas and his companion were surprised to find that the Nubians made snake skin chips out of the skins of dead cobras, all was saved and the world was one again.